First stop, Derek Jeter's bachelor party, oh ho ho ho! Woah, Pumbaa, look! That's Derek Jeter! You think he's gonna give me a piggyback ride? Well, there's only one way to find out. Here we go! Weeeee! Chillin with the homeboys, having lots of wine, Then I saw the baller that's most sublime. It's his bachelor party, I don't wanna farty, Cause that would be embarrasing, Act just like a president, I'll set a new precedent, There's something I want from him, Ask him while the lights are dim, Faster than a cheetah, I went up to Jeter And I said "Give me a piggy back ride" Derek Jeter, Derek Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, D-Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, D-D-Derek Jeter, please give me a piggyback ride Derek Derek Jeter- D-D-Derek Jeter, please give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, D-D-Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Well, it turns out my boys, that Derek Jeter wasn't exactly willing to give me a piggyback ride... Derek called security Why'd he want to kick out me? All I need is a piggy When I get it then I'll leave. Derek Jeter's 6 foot 3. I am just a little bean. If I was all the way up there I'd feel taller than a bear Two guys wearing dark black suits Comin' at me that's no good. I'm running around in big circles Wearin' purple jumpin' hurdles I'd try to make my great escape But there's something I must take I'm a beggar, I'm a pleader, I need a ride from Jeter Derek Jeter, Derek Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, D-Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, D-D-Derek Jeter, please give me a piggyback ride Derek Derek Jeter- D-D-Derek Jeter, please give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, D-D-Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride This just in, wanted duck brewer Eamonn Clarke spotted trying to get a piggyback ride from New York Yankee and Miama Marliner Derek Jeter! Derek Jeter, Derek Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, D-Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, D-D-Derek Jeter, please give me a piggyback ride Derek Derek Jeter- D-D-Derek Jeter, please give me a piggyback ride Derek Jeter, D-D-Derek Jeter, Derek Jeter give me a piggyback ride

When I was a young boy, I saw Shrek hit a golf ball. I wrote a beautiful song called shrekhitsthegolfball to showcase my deep emotions. In response to my first song, Shrek came back one day, and hit another golf ball. He got a hole in one. That's my Shrek! To encapsulate these emotions, I wrote another song called SHREKHITSTHEGOLFBALL 2, but he never came back again, and I subsequently forgot what my life was all about. Today, I went back in time to watch Shrek hit that golf ball one last time. It was a great reminder of what life is supposed to be like, and I'd like to share with you how I feel. This is SHREKHITSTHEGOLFBALL 3!!! Shrek hits the golf ball, He does it all night long. He's the greatest to ever play the game, Shrek hits golf balls. And then he knocks it right into the hole, It's a hole in one He's the greatest to ever play the game, Shrek hits golf balls. You hear me now, Shrek!? I see you hitting all those hole in ones and being the greatest damn golfer alive. Tiger Woods is a sham, you are the real deal! I know, Donkey knows, Fiona knows, even Alex the Lion and that guy isn't in the same movie. Now listen to me and let me experience the joys of you golfing like I did when I was a child, as God is my witness, I shall see you golf!

Ooooh, baby please don't go, ooooh We met at the train station, You had the brightest eyes I'd ever seen, They glistened in the moonlight. But since that fateful day, We never saw each other again. Why'd you go baby? Every day and night, I wonder where you've been You were the light my life needed in order to be complete! You're my baby train, You go so so fast and you're very neat! You're my baby train, oh my, All I ever wanted was for you to be mine Yeahhh, haha.... Then you left me in the cold, And I never saw you again.... Where'd you go baby? Every day and night, I wonder where you've been You were the light my life needed in order to be complete! You're my baby train, oh my! You go so so fast, you're so so neat! You're my baby train, oh my! Never wanted anything more than you and I! Baby why gotta keep on going hurtin on me like this? But as time goes on I realize more and more how much I hurt myself these for last six months, Because you broke my harr, And I can't forgive you for that, Goodbye, baby train... You're my baby train no more, Cause you left me in the cold and broke my harr! You're my baby train no more, I only wanted you and I! Baby! I'm gonna go back in time and tell myself to never love you the way I did! Goodbye!

Hello, my name is Eamonn Clarke. It is the year 1896 and I have been hired by Mr. Denmark of the Danish nation to advertise his great nation over the newly invented radio. So without further ado, here we go! Welcome to Denmark, it's the place you wanna park There's so many thing you gotta do, but don't fling round a monkey's poo Like look at this, there's a quinceanera, I didn't know they did these in Denmark Hey everyone, how's it going Ugh, get out of my quinceanera! But it's for a song I'm doing with my friend Pumbaa from the Lion King. Oh whatever, guess I'll just scrap this one Dinosaur roar What the hell is that! A Dinosaur?! Not just any dinosaur. I'm king Janoris of the seven seas. You have disrespected the art of the quinceanera and you shall pay. The only way to do this is to defeat me in a rap battle. Ready or not, here come my fire beats It's your boy Flufdawg hot on the track, dunkin on dinos like my name is Shaq Eamrod on the beat, please take a seat cuz ur a hunk of dino meat I'll admit it's impressive you survived that meteor, But you won't live this cause my bars are heatier I'm Jeff Bezos, Player2, Eamonn Clarke and Flufy too I came from the future and I never even heard of you I'm interested to hear you rap but it's something I won't like Your arms are so short that you can't even reach the mike So don't step up to King Fluf and his good friend Pumbaa I traveled through time to dethrone this loser You say your a king but you forgot I'm Janoris I'll take you down and feed you to my pet stegosaurus Here's a shock for you I'm a time traveler too, I heard your last album and it's a load of poo, Your songs have no rhyme or reason to them, You're a failing artist and no one even listens No matter what you're always making jokes about your songs It's not funny anymore so go back and right your wrongs By never ever ever releasing another track, And then hopefully I'll never have to be back I also saw your movie and that's bad too, Even James S Murray cannot save you

Leading off, once again Drop the phone, pick up chicken Bow your head, say amen Getting hyped every now and then Nugget time, it's a nugget rhyme If you mess with xFluf you was made to die This chicken's got more flavor than bread that's rye When you eat it you ain't lettin out a heavy sigh Goin to the store cuz I want more Figure out all the chicken lore Buy 7000 nuggies even though I'm poor Then I eat em all after I slam the door Next at bat is the chicken scat Why is there so much at my mat? If only I listened and bought the paper My nose looks weird just like a tapir's This chicken nuggie off the floor I ate, It's dusty as heck but I don't hate, In fact I rate eight out of eight, My taste buds they can satiate This is Christopher Walken interrupting the verse This bar I did not rehearse Okay, that's enough of my rapping You can go back Eams, I'll be crapping I got this chicken from New Orleans The guy who made Family Guy is Seth McForeland The king of England wants more land Even though his castle is very bland My beard is getting very long While I'm singing this chicken song As I eat all of them I play this gong To keep up the rhyme I will say the word bong

Well I am home now, back in the present Pumbaa's went home, and I am all alone But it was fun and I'd do it again of course, Glad I could take you, and show you my quest I've got one more thing to say before I go And say my goodbyes, but I'll be back soon So here's one more song about the songs I have sung A mashup of epic proportions, epic proportions So here we goooooooooooooo He's here to deliver the news of the day He's here to do it in a crazy way The king of casting from New Jersey Delivering the news like it's easy It's the Sun. The Sun Never Sets In My Basement. All I know is there's a lizard and a big boy gecko We see all of these animals but unfortunately there's nothing I can do Cuz when I step outside, All I see Is the Black Core, the Blacky Black Core, Blackest core that you ever Blacky Black Cored, It's the Black Core, the Blacky Black Core, It's the Black Core, Blacky Blacky Black Core Achoo Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent A new nation conceived in liberty dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal (I am the Flufinator!) AAAH!! Sippin his tea that's chamomile, All my homies they keep it real, Never with the wrong clique so if you got a problem Bring it up with Jeff Bezos, I'm Jeff Bezos. I make money cause my name is Jeff B-B-B-B-Bezos, B-B-Bezos, I make money, B-B-B-Bezos, I am Jeff, Jeff J-Jeff Bezos, I a-a-am Jeff Bezos Listen I am Player2 I was thrown around like a monkey's poo But listen I have a story for you For when I traveled through the time with my main man Pumb Hey, why you travellin through time without me!? Timon! Is that you!? Of course it is! And now you and I are gonna go back to the wild west. I hear they give great piggyback rides there! Yay!!! Let's do it! We're gonna have so much fun together, Timon! Yeah, grab on tight, xFluf!