Ugh, this math problem is so hard! How am I supposed to figure out the derivative of 2x squared?
I'll help you!
Oh my, is that you?
Yes it is me, the math genie and I'm gonna teach you how to learn some derivatives!

It’s time for me to be doing something I waited a long time to do.
My boy, here’s a lesson on derivatives.

Today I'm gonna make you feel alive
By teaching you the lesson of how to derive
First subtract one from the exponent
Multiply the first number that's the next component
Any whole number derives to a zero
When you find the answer, we'll call you a hero
Now that it's over you're no longer primitive
Cause of this lesson you now know derivatives

In order to be the very best
You gotta be the master of calculus
The power rule makes you powerful
All the children home stay in school
If you see the prime symbol you know what to do
Derivatives are the best now you know it too
I'm the math genie, I know it all
If you want the answers than you know who to call

Ugh, thanks for the help! I was able to get through that question just fine! However, what’s this next one about? There’s this weird squiggly line!

Cripes! You found an integral! Well it looks like we have two lessons today. I’m going to teach you how to solve an integral!

Time for this lesson to immigrate
To a session where you learn how to integrate
The reverse power rule is the same as before
But instead of subtracting you add one more
Divide the first number by that one
Once you get your answer you're still not done
Because now you have to authenticate
That you really know how to integrate

In order to be the very best
You gotta be the master of calculus
The power rule makes you powerful
All the children home stay in school
If you see the prime symbol you know what to do
Derivatives are the best now you know it too
I'm the math genie, I know it all
If you want the answers than you know who to call

Wow, thanks Math Genie! I really feel like I’m getting this homework assignment! Y’know I think for once I might actually finish my homework!

Ah ha ha, that’s a very good start, my boy! However, being the master of calculus doesn’t mean knowing how to solve one problem. You need to be able to solve all the calculus problems!

But Math Genie, how could I possibly know how to solve every single calculus problem?

Well, my boy, it’s a lot simpler than you think. Let’s take a look at what we already know and go again. Practice makes perfect, and in order to be the master of calculus, let’s do more practice, son!

In order to be the very best
You gotta be the master of calculus
The power rule makes you powerful
All the children home stay in school
If you see the prime symbol you know what to do
Derivatives are the best now you know it too (Yeah)
I'm the math genie, I know it all
If you want the answers than you know who to call