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I Can't Tell What Time It Is

by Eamonn Clarke

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1.
It's The Eamonn Clarke Podcast 02:29
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He's here to deliver the news of the day, He's here to do it in a crazy way. The king of casting from New Jersey, Delivering the news like it's easy. It's the Eamonn Clarke Podcast. Yeah! It's the Eamonn Clarke Podcast. Yeah! The Eamonn Clarke Podcast... The Eamonn Clarke Podcast... Oh, it's the Eamonn Clarke Podcast! Ever wonder what's goin' on, From the streets of Beijing or London? Why don't you listen to what he's got to say, About what is on his mind today? It's the Eamonn Clarke Podcast, Eamonn Clarke Podcast, Woo! The Eamonn Clarke Podcast, Ooh! The Eamonn Clarke Podcast! You already know, It's the Eamonn Clarke Podcast, Ooh! Eamonn Clarke Podcast, You already know, It's the Eamonn Clarke Podcast Enough of this talk let's get to the show, About the Jets and gators and much more. He talks from a bayou up in the east, At podcasting he is the beast. It's the Eamonn Clarke Podcast, Yeah! It's the Eamonn Clarke Podcast, Ooh, yeah! Oooohh...yeahh! Eamonn Clarke Podcast! The Eamonn Clarke Podcast! See you in the show, It's the Eamonn Clarke Podcast! Eamonn Clarke Podcast!
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The Sun Never Sets In My Basement 03:24
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Walked in the basement, There's a lizard. There's also a giant gecko in there. Why are there all these animals? I try to look outside the window. But unfortunately, I ain't got no windows in my basement, Cause it's under, It's under the surface. Yeah, yeah, yeah, i don't know what time it is, i don't know what time it is, Cause I just went in my basement. When you're in you're basement, the sun never sets. Yeah, yeah! The sun never sets in my basement! All I know is there's a lizard, And a big boy gecko! We see all of these animals, But unfortunately there's nothin' I can do, Cause when I try to look outside, All I see is absolutely nothing. Turned around the corner, All of a sudden there's a penguin, Who the hell is puttin' a penguin in my basement? I don't know, but I wanna thank 'em, Cause that penguin is pretty cool! I walked over to it, I shook it's hand, Then I said, "Bazinga!" (Woo!) Yeah, I tried looking outside right after that, Unfortunately, still don't know motherflufin time it is, Ay, eh, All I wanna know is the time, So maybe I'll go upstairs and try to figure out the time. The sun, the sun never sets in my basement, The sun, the sun never sets in my basement, Yeah, Yeah, I never know what time it is, But someday I'm gonna figure it out. What time is it in my basement? What time is it in my basement? I can't frickin' tell what time it is? What time is it in my basement? All I know is I got this big gecko here, There's also this frickin' stupid penguin, And also that little lizard guy, But I just wanna know, What time is it? This one goes out to all my party people at home, Anyone ever been stuck in their own basement, Without a watch, or a phone, or a clock, I dare you to go upstairs and check outside! Don't know what time it is! I don't know what time it is! Cause the sun never sets in my basement, The sun never sets in my motherflufin' basement! Yeah! Sun never sets! It's the frickin frickin basement! All I know is I got a frickin gecko! All I know is I got this frickin gecko! Let this go out to all the people at home. Stay in school, kids.
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The Flufinator 02:13
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I am the Flufinator. I am the Flufinator. I am the Flufinator. I am the Flufinator. I am the Flufinator. I am the Flufinator. I am the Flufinator! Ugh! Hugh! Hurhrhghrh! Eyuuhuhh! I feel the power coursing through my veins! Yes, I have reached my limits! Dude, I think I have strep throat. Yo, Taylor from accounting, can you help me fix this one? I think I have the coronavirus? Uhh, uhh.... Ah!! Help me I have the coronavirus! It's you! I won't let you get away with this! Huh Hah Hya Hmm Hu Huh Hya Hmm Heh Hya Huh Hyeah! I am the Flufinator. Checkmate, bitch.
4.
Blacky Black Core 02:54
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Dustin Rhodes, 17 years old, Up against alien invasion, Against the Zorblits, Can he win? Find out in The Black Core 2! It's the Black Core, The Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, It's the Black Core, It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, It's the Black Core, It's the Blackest Core, You ever Blacky Black Cored It's the Black Core, The Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, Blacky Blacky Black Core. BLACK. CORE. BLACK. CORE. BLACK. CORE. (Yeah) BLACK. CORE. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. Blacky Black Core, Blacky Blacky Black Core It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Black Core. Blackest ever core That you ever Blacky Black Cored It's the Black Core, The Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blackest ever Black Core Blacky Black Core, Blacky Black Core, Blacky Black Core, Blacky Blacky Black Core. BLACK. CORE. BLACK. CORE. BLACK. CORE. BLACK. CORE. It's the Black Core, Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. The Black Core, Blacky Black Core. It's the Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core. Blacky Black Core, Blacky Black Core, Blacky Black Core, The Blacky Blacky Black Core.
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I'm Jeff Bezos (I Make Money) 02:50
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Hey guys, it's me. I'm Jeff Bezos! Yo, it's me! I'm Jeff Bezos. I own Amazon, Yeah, I'm Jeff Bezos. You know me cause I have some money, I'm Jeff Bezos, I'm rich. I own Amazon. I own it. I make lots of money from Amazon. Yo, I'm Jeff Bezos! I own Amazon! Yeah, I'm Jeff Bezos, You probably know my name, Cause it's Jeff Bezos, I own Amazon, oh yeah I own Amazon, Jeff Bezos. Yeah, I make lots of money, But I wanna shoot Elon Musk cause he got more. I'm gonna kill him right now, I got a sniper. Yeah, I'm Jeff Bezos, Jeff Jeff Jeff Bezos, I make money, I-I-I'm Jeff Bezos, Y-Yeah, I'm Jeff J-J-Jeff Bez-Bez-Bez-Bez-Bezos, Jeff Bezos, Make money, Jeff Bezos, Rich kid, Jeff Bezos. I kill Bill Gates, Cause he makes less money than me. I donate more money to charity than he does, Don't read the fake news. Jeff Bezos. I'm Jeff Bezos. I make money. Yeah, Jeff Bezos. Yeah, yeah, make money. The richest man in the world. It's true, Don't read the headlines, Elon Musk did not pass me. Shut up! I'm Jeff Bezos, I can afford to make my own music, I didn't need to steal this beat, Cause I'm Jeff Bezos, I make lots of money. Hello, Jeff Bezos Jeff Je-Jeff J-Jeff Bezos, I'm Jeff Bezos, Ye-Y-Yeah, I'm Jeff Bezos, I make lots of money. Richest man. Richest man. Richest plan. Richest...fan. Yeah, I'm Jeff Bezos, I make money cause my name is Jeff B-B-B-B-Bezos, B-B-Bezos, I make money, B-B-B-Bezos, I am Jeff, Jeff J-Jeff Bezos, I a-a-am Jeff Bezos. Je-Jeff J-Jeff Bezos!
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Milennium's New Powder REDUX 00:06
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Achoo
7.
Player2's Lament 02:32
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Listen I am Player2, I was thrown around like a monkey's poo, But listen I have a story for you, For when I gave a trident to the lord of Fluf. Hey! Why you startin' the song without us? Oh, hey Timon! Hey Pumbaa! You guys got a song? Yeah! Let's sing it! Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze It means no worries For the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata! Ah, it's so great to be singin' with my old friends, Timon and Pumby! Well it's great to see you too Mister Joey. Why, when he was a young warthog When I was a young wart-hoooog! Very nice! Thanks! He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal He could-UHNNNNN PUMBAA NO!!!! I am an alien from Planet Blorpnop, You will be destroyed, destroyed, destroyed! Tim we've been compromised, let's kill em pewpewpewpew! You will never defeat us! Keep shooting! It's worthless, It is futile, My armor is impenetrable! You will never defeat us! Keep shooting! It's worthless, It is futile, My armor is impenetrable! You will never defeat us! Keep shooting! It's worthless, It is futile, My armor is impenetrable! Take this, filthy alien! No! I thought Ganon and I would be the most powerful beings, Ah, no!! What's your name? He's dead... It's been an honor to fight alongside you, Joey! No problem, Pumbaa....no problem...
8.
Gettysburg Address Rap 01:22
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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
9.
First Take 01:18
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Ah, ha ha... You guys thought I couldn't rap! Well guess what, This is just my first take! Feelin' like an Asian Without an equation, Raps so black You could call me a Blasian. Head so round, Thought it was a mound, Spittin' so quick You should give me the crown. Reppin' #3, Thinkin' you're a G, Shirt same color As my pee. Whatcha gonna do, You can't beat me! I'll be in the studio Sippin' that tea, yup! Ayyyy.... Sippin' his tea That's chamomile, All my homies, They keep it real. Never with The wrong clique, So if you got a problem, Get off my dick. My flow unknown like a UFO, But I'll switch it up on them Like the rodeo. Do what I want, Maybe sign a deal, Watch your girl, Or I'll cop a feel. That's all for now homies, Keep it real. Ah, ha ha!
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Goodbye, Flufy 03:14
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released March 7, 2021

This was written for my brother's birthday, so some of these songs reference things he has made in the past, including his old YouTube series and a game called "The Black Core."

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